SITREP: Ousted South Korean President Park Geun-hye

This poor girl can’t win for losin’. I’ve been pretty on the ball with giving you cats a decent run-down on this whole cluster, and I’ve been pretty upfront about how this thing is only going to end with epic amounts of drama and legal shenanigans. The shit happening to South Korea’s recently ousted president, Park Geun-hye—the shit that she has brought upon herself—is exactly why ousted leaders get the hell out of the country that just chopped them. At least she’s avoided being drawn and quartered (or whatever other wicked version the Koreans must have up their sleeve—I shudder to think) or vaporized by anti-aircraft guns, as would happen up in South Korea’s northern neighbor’s territory. Either way, she should have cut and run the moment she had the chance.

Now she’s stuck, and is stuck for her foreseeable days. (In older days, she’d rectify her self-dredged shitditch by introducing something sharp and shiny deep into her dermis. But like I said before, shitty leadership is still a thing.)